The Mothers of Desperation discuss their web projects, puppets, vampires, comic book conventions, movies, and other Pop Culture happenings.

Beer-thirty returns with Guinness IPA, smoother than your average IPA, the most average Earth in the multiverse, Marvel resets their long running titles to number 1, again, erasing the history of your favorite characters, the dream fake out, Spider-May, gender flipping every title, positive role models, the high cost of buying every marvel title, the 'Sperman' family and their dog, the tacopocalypse, video playlists, ideas for future videos, funny words, candy corn juice, the taco that swallowed the world, our worst performances since the beginning of the podcast, crazy eyes, editing the videos, missed the funniest part of the taco juice video, epic extended edition burritos, black whoppers, try not to juice everything, jumping the juicer shark, quality through quantity, puppets are chick magnets, who are those desperate mothers, Gandalf's temptation, Playboy throwing in the towel, CJ's costumes are not meant to be seen in full daylight, the protobunny, wrap up.

Direct download: DMS-050.mp3
Category:comedy, entertainment -- posted at: 8:32pm PDT

Desperate Mothers video channel live on youtube, Jack likes Black Widow, the Olsen-Godzilla connection, Avengers, Godzilla foot fetishists would follow the giant monster all over the world, non sexual crushes, a big budget Mothra movie with sexy singing swinging goddess Mothra twins, what came first, the chicken or the egg, Hostess cocktails, ding dong mudslides, Apple Pie-tini, putting the cream in the Twinkie, the Tijuana Short People's Association of Donkey Lovers, the producers of Godzilla missed their chance to make it sexy, sudonym, Spike Lee's Old Boy was amazing, Google image search is responsible for the decline in adult website memberships, things wrong with Avengers 2, Ultron's secret John Cusack fetish, Sex Lies and Grosse Pointe Blank, comic book banter, how to renumber high issue comics and fold them into the long running titles, six month freeze on new comics electronic availability, electronic comics should cost ninety-nine cents, Steve Jobs defined the 99 cent pricing scheme for electronic downloads, current comics are probably more collectible than they've been since the 90's, Suicide Squad is going to be a Harley Quinn movie, Gotham fails to win over The Mothers, Pirate Tomatoes, Robert Downey Jr. is the only person that could play Iron Man, the vampire Charlie Sheen, Wild Things the most replayed movie of all time, see us at Comikaze this year.

Direct download: DMS-049.mp3
Category:comedy, entertainment -- posted at: 9:18pm PDT

All about that face, post Capri Sun challenge, the results in case you missed them, CJ had problems sticking it in, also post taco juice episode, juicing makes everything healthy, you can't get fries at Taco Bell, bad flavors of Capri Sun, side effects of mass consumption, CJ's impending surgery means the eating challenges need to be completed before mid-November, taco shots, taco infused Cuervo, tequila is a natural disinfectant, Tacquila (taco-quila with a silent O), the birth of Juiced Cocktails, fruitcake looms in the future, thunder drone updates, spinning blades and exposed flames, the taco snatcher, Comikaze planning, giving The Habit some love by assigning a roulette game exclusively to their sandwiches, flagship fast food burgers, 151 cake, making almond milk, nut milk, new audio intro.

Direct download: DMS-048.mp3
Category:comedy, entertainment -- posted at: 10:54pm PDT

Desperate Mothers in their second year, learning from past mistakes, tent poles and focus, wax off, paint the fence or sand the floor, celebrating the weight loss struggle, taco juice trial run, eat the pulp, market research, taco virgins, extra juicy tacos, taco jubilee, adding alcohol to taco juice, taco shots, infusions, teasing the Jessica Jones show on Netflix, what message does it send, Netflix can't afford the Hulk, fixing Star Wars episode one and the prequel trilogy, Chuck Norris is the best salesman of all time, Chuck Norris can make McDonald's healthy and cheap, Michael Cain in space, the prolific Jeff Daniels, Mars gets funky, we work on launching the youtube channel.

Direct download: DMS-047.mp3
Category:comedy, entertainment -- posted at: 8:05pm PDT